70+ Hilarious Camping Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Nothing beats the joy of a camping trip—especially when you’re gathered around a campfire, roasting marshmallows, and sharing hilarious camping puns. Whether you’re a seasoned outdoor enthusiast or a first-time camper, a well-timed joke can turn even the rainiest trip into a playful adventure. From clever quips about tents to funny jokes poking playful jabs at the great outdoors, these puns are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face.

And the fun doesn’t stop there! These camping puns make perfect Instagram captions for your camping photos, or you can even slap them on a shirt for the ultimate camping shirt flex. Trust me—after years of camping, I’ve learned that the right tent puns can turn a quiet night under the stars into a full-blown comedy show.

Pitch-Perfect Camping Puns for a Good Laugh

• I’m feeling s’more and s’more in love with camping.
• Campers have s’more fun.
• You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran… because it’s past tents!
• Always be camp-timistic.
• Having a campsite of my life.
• Don’t go bacon my heart (but you can cook some for breakfast).

• Life’s a pitch when you’re camping.
• Why don’t mountains get cold? They wear snowcaps.
• What do trees wear to go swimming? Trunks.
• What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear.
• It’s all good in the woods.
• I wood never leaf this place.
• S’more fun than you can handle.

• I love camping, it’s in my nature.
• I’m a happy camper.
• Bear with me, I’m new to camping.
• Alpaca tent, you pack the rest of the camping gear.
• This campsite is a breath of fresh air!
• Camping: because therapy is too expensive.
• Pitching a tent always makes me feel up-lifted.
• This trip is going to be legen-dairy (don’t forget the cheese).

• What do you call a sleeping bag with a hole in it? A nap sack.
• What do you call a lazy campfire? A slow-burner.
• Why did the campfire get promoted? Because it was on fire.
• This tent is pitch perfect.
• Keep clam and go camping.
• I canoe believe how beautiful this place is.
• This trail mix is nuts!
• I’m pine-ing for the next camping trip.
• It’s un-bear-ably fun out here.
• Time to hit the hay (literally).

• We’re out of firewood — don’t flame the messenger!
• What do you call a group of musical campers? A band-camp.
• Thank you very match for starting the fire.
• That’s in-tents-ly awesome!
• May the forest be with you.
• Current mood: campfire and chill.
• I don’t trust the forest. It’s too shady.
• Just having a pine time.
• What did one campfire say to the other? “Let’s blaze a trail together.”

• Canoe believe we’re finally camping?
• The s’more the merrier.
• Why did the girl scout bring a ladder to the campsite? To climb up the social ranks.
• What does a camper say to the marshmallow? “You’re on fire!”
• Hiking always peaks my interest.
• Going camping is knot a bad idea.
• Don’t be a-tent-ive, just relax and enjoy!
• No more bad camping puns! I can’t bear it!

Funniest Camping Jokes for Children

• Why don’t campfires tell secrets?
  Because they’re always burning to share!

 

• Why did the chicken join the camp talent show?
  Because it had the drumsticks!

 

• What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain at camp?
  A drizzly bear!

• Why don’t mosquitoes play hide and seek at camp?
  Because good luck hiding from those guys!

 

• Why don’t mountains ever get lost while camping?
  They always “peak” at the map!

 

• Why did the camper sit on his watch?
  He wanted to be on time!

 

• Why don’t eggs tell jokes at breakfast?
  They’d crack each other up!

 

• What do you call a fish who likes camping?
  A happy camperfish!

 

• Why did the mushroom go to the camp party?
  Because he’s a fungi!

 

• What did the tent say when it fell over?
  Can you pitch me up?

 

• 31. What do you call a bear with no teeth at summer camp?
  A gummy bear!

 

• Why did the camper bring a balloon to camp?
  To blow up some fun!

 

• What’s a camper’s favorite color?
  Campfire orange!

 

• Why did the banana go to the camp doctor?
  Because it wasn’t peeling well!

 

• What’s brown, sticky, and found at camp?
  A stick!

 

• Why did the tree go to summer camp?
  It wanted to branch out and make new friends.

 

• Why did the camper bring two pairs of pants?
  In case he got a hole in one!

 

• What’s a snake’s favorite part about summer camp?
  The “sss” mores!

 

• Why don’t skeletons camp in the forest?
  They don’t have the guts!

 

• What do you call a campfire that likes to tell jokes?
  A crackle-up fire!

 

• What do bears call campers in their sleeping bags?
  Burritos!

 

• Did you hear the joke about the skunk that went to camp?
  Oh nevermind; it really stinks!

 

• What’s orange and sounds like a parrot at camp?
  A camp carrot!

 

• Why can’t you trust a pig at camp?
  Because it’s bound to squeal!

 

• What do trees always remember to bring to the lake?
  Their swim trunks!

 

• Why was the camp music teacher so good at fishing?
  Because she had the best bass!

 

• What did one marshmallow say to the other at the campfire?
  You’re on fire!

 

• What did Oliver Twist say at camp?
  Please sir, may I have s’more?

 

• What vegetable do you eat when you want to be very fast?
  Hustle sprouts!